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purex:

i just walked past 2 construction dudes and one of em just said “i don’t think they’re right-handed or left-handed. they’re just dogs.”

(via kmartqt)

28 July 2014 reblog: purex


28 July 2014 reblog: memewhore


hellomolls:

*swallows a watermelon seed* *thinks about that episode of Rugrats*

(via sicker-than-ya-average)

28 July 2014 reblog: hellomolls


courtnog:

okay so if harry potter was born in 1980, and went to hogwarts in like 91, that means he was in his sixth year in 1996
do you think he knew about the spice girls? i mean.. i know he had shit going on with horcruxes that year but wannabe isn’t something that happens without you taking note of it

(via theatricalgirl35)

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(Source: copulates, via gingerbowtie)

28 July 2014 reblog: copulates


durational:

all this toilet paper and you still aint shit

durational:

all this toilet paper and you still aint shit

(Source: manzardcafe, via alecvevo)

28 July 2014 reblog: manzardcafe


fagtree:

so other than that, mrs. lincoln, how was the play

(Source: brenthor, via sicker-than-ya-average)

28 July 2014 reblog: brenthor


justanasshole:

Human Centipede: The Prequel

justanasshole:

Human Centipede: The Prequel

(via gingerbowtie)

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heatoise:

*sees a dog*

me: nice

*PETS a dog*

me: NICE

(via alecvevo)

27 July 2014 reblog: heatoise